Caption Competition !

To urmm.... "celebrate?" getting 300 views of my blog i've decided to create a caption competition. Please put your witty humerous anecdote hats on and come up with something for none other than man of the moment, Mr Sepp Blatter ! Put your answers in a comment, and i'll pick a winner this Friday ! Who knows, you may get a prize?

Have fun ! (Don't worry about keeping it clean)

Dave